An abstract of the conversation......
Me: Aunty, I want a Chicken Sandwich today.
Pantry Aunt: Why? Today you are feeling hungry?
Me: Yes, not sure why I am feeling hungry....
Panty Aunt: Why you have worms in your stomach?
Me: Yeah....I think so...feeling hungry this morning...
Pantry Aunt: Are you pregnant?
Me: Err...No....
Pantry Aunt: You not pregnant?
Me: No....Not pregnant...probably just worms in my stomach.....
Pantry Aunt: How many kids you have?
Me: Err....no kids......
Pantry Aunt: No kids? ....Are you married?
Me: No....not married yet....
Pantry Aunt: Oh ...sorry har.... nowadays....cannot differentiate....(Not sure what she meant by that >.<"")
Now.....my mind is running "wild"...either I looked FAT....or....I looked....师奶 ....or....
I guess Pantry aunty knows you for years right.. therefore she thinks you must be a married lady~ Definitely you dun look either FAT or C9~~~ Could be you just look tired~ and the only gal goes to work without make up!
ReplyDeleteKakakaka! Roro is right... it's probably because you're the only girl that goes to work without makeup because it usually means that you already have a MAN!!! Wahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMan?! Where?! Kakakaka....
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